Self Cannibalism

This will be a short post, because I can't in good faith write eight hundred words on this subject, but I can think of two ways to increase the number of people giving blood -

1. They put the bag in your lap and let you watch it slowly fill with warm blood that only seconds ago was rushing out of your heart.
2. Half the blood you donate is given back to you in a bottle, and you can take it home to make black pudding or enrich stews. Imagine the surprise of your friends!

Both these options will allow the Blood Service to offer the doner an odd, complicated experiences of real appeal to those of a philosophical bent, and difficult to replicate at home without some effort and risk.

I'll be back tommorow, because I want to talk about Algernon Bastard...

Wait, wait, wait: I wanted to check that I wasn't crazy to think that you could put blood in stews (I wasn't) and I found this. Funny how the less I eat the more I think about food and cooking. The lamb liquor looks like it could be the answer to my prayers.