Long live the Krugerrand

In these times of heightened financial uncertainty which is justly dethroning the dom Engels from their ivory tower of Capitalism. Perhaps the world will use recent events to reflect on its dangerous addiction to fiat currency.

With the contingent threat of inflation and forgery, I advocate the return to a more stable form of tender. The humble gold coin- more specifically the Krugerrand. Weighing in at approximately 1oz, just one of these coins at today's prices would purchase exactly 380 pork pies from Tesco. It is both portable and beautiful, bearing the image of our great leader, Stephanus Johannes Paulus Kruger (Paul Kruger).

Widespread use of the krugerrand would usher in an era of stability and peace not seen since Calvin Coolidge