Hamilton gets distracted...

I was originally going to complain about something or other, but I saw this instead.

Also, here is Mme. Moitessier by Ingres. I think it is a very good painting.

Post-Newt Winter '07: A Retrospective

Dogtooth's soul is nervously sipping a long dark cup of tea, and he is left feeling profoundly unoriginal this afternoon. Here are some of the more brilliant examples of our journalism from the last few months.

• How It All Began
• Anadin Extra
• Hamilton Craves an Iron Liver
• Dogtooth is a Tree-hugging Pinko
• Hamilton's Rip-snorting Melville Pastiche
• Dogtooth's Early-afternoon Routine (inc. Flaubert/Zombies)
• The London Prodigal's Lovecraftian Laundry Nightmare