Monday, 9 April 2007

Post-Newt Winter '07: A Retrospective

- Dogtooth

Dogtooth's soul is nervously sipping a long dark cup of tea, and he is left feeling profoundly unoriginal this afternoon. Here are some of the more brilliant examples of our journalism from the last few months.

at 4:49 pm

1 comment:

Hamilton said...

After an absence of well over a week Dogtooth drifts down to the lower astral planes, only to offer us an ill-conceived retrospective of the newts scant few months of existence: this is more the sort of half-arsery we would expect from the print media. I think he is right however that the Newt has been, up till now at least, a creature of long nights and early evenings, and run through with the music of the wet wind in the midwinter trees. How will the moist amphibian skin of the Newt fare under an unforgiving sun, particularly now that our dear government has legislated away even the thin cover of tobacco smoke from over our heads? Hard times are ahead; dry days and hot nights.

9 April 2007 at 23:32

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