Ibid.

I was flicking through last week's Times Style magazine while I waited for my shower to warm up, and I noticed a small space-filler where the editiorial staff discussed creating the perfect woman out of various celebs (interestingly the same activity as some of the lewder men's mags get up to: I am not sure which gender this reflects worse on) and one of the component parts of the posited uberdamen was Beth Ditto's 'body confidence'. For those of you who with their fingers less firmly upon the pulse of 'popular culture', Beth Ditto is a large gay singer from indie-punk band The Gossip. Presumably Ms Ditto earned this accolade for her body confidence by daring to go out in public with a big fat arse. Ditto came to fame when NME called her the 'coolest person in rock', on account of her 'unconventionality'. Some people might think it a little controversial to call homosexuality an expression of unconventionality rather than a biological tendency, and anyone who thinks that being overweight is unconventional clearly spends too much time around anorexics and drug addicts (which seems about right for music journalists). According to Wikipedia, Ditto also appeared in the altogether in lesbian smut rag On Our Backs. If appearing in gay porn wins you the respect of the Times itself, perhaps I shouldn't have spent so much money bribing that magazine...

Anyroad - what I'm very slowly getting around to is this: not only have I never heard of The Gossip, but I don't know anyone else who has either, and I severely doubt the writers of the Times Style have them on their CD changers. Despite how 'right on' the NME staff thought themselves, they were merely continuing the tradition of women being judged by their looks, not by their actions, and while the music industry abounds with men who are ugly, gay, or both, to be either as a woman marks you out for attention.