The Post-Newt: Top Post-Newt Toff in Heroic Puppy Rescue

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

Top Post-Newt Toff in Heroic Puppy Rescue

- Hamilton

As I am currently under attack from both the gutter press and the crown prosecution service, my PR agent, a large invisible rabbit called Harvey, has advised me to soften my image. Hence the fact that all posts from now until I get bored of it will contain images specially selected to soothe self-righteous journalists and humourless magistrates.

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Porter said...: Hamilton believes he did the world some sort of service by saving this dog. This sweet looking puppy will one day go on to be a testosterone fuelled attack dog that enjoys feasting on young girls and grannies.; 14 February 2007 at 18:48
Hamilton said...: Much like Porter himself...; 14 February 2007 at 22:02

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Wednesday, 14 February 2007

Top Post-Newt Toff in Heroic Puppy Rescue

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