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Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Follow the...Brick Road

- The London Prodigal

Bagel, Beigel, Beygl, Beigal. Brought to you by:

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4 comments:

Hamilton said...: You lifted a photo of a bagel off wikipedia? This is not the sort of cutting edge blogging we were hoping for.; 13 February 2007 at 11:53
Hamilton said...: Bagel, bagel, bagel, I made you out of clay.; 13 February 2007 at 12:09
Dogtooth said...: wikiplagiarism? right! that's it! you are hereby stripped of your ceremonial gaff and pike. the office will be bestowed on a more worthy incumbent. feel the sharp edge of my fascist blade!; 13 February 2007 at 13:33
The London Prodigal said...: That the aforementioned bagel appeared on Wikipedia was an oversight - I merely 'google imaged' the tastiest looking salt beef bagel I could find.; 13 February 2007 at 14:47

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