squid pro quo...?

Following a curious series of events, Dogtooth found himself at dinner with Hamilton's parents this evening. Over the course of the evening, marking their movements closely, Dogtooth was able well and truly to anatomise the both of them: two legs, two arms, one mouth (no beak evident), one head (skull dimensions conforming to homo sapiens specifications), no ink, no fins, no tentacles apparent.

The plot thickens...