A Campaign: suggestions on a postcard

Like any self-respecting journal of record the Post-Newt requires a campaign. Ordinarily these generally involve registering support for ailing children, petitions against toll-roads or making gypsies feel thoroughly unwelcome.

While any of our edicts that present themselves in our 'manifesto plain' would suffice, I feel that we should be tackle a more contemporary issue as beloved of mass media. Dogtooth and I recently discussed the practice of 'destroying' animals - surely they should be 'put down'? Yet this doesn't quite whip me up into a zealous fervour as a campaign should.

We need a drum to bang and if anyone could fetch me the aforementioned drum I'd be most grateful. In any case once a campaign has been established we must mention it frequently until the Newt is placated or until something else takes her fancy.